iPlease iPod iFail

I never wanted one in the first place but I received one as an x-mas gift. I didn't open it for weeks. It remained in its container under the same clutter of monstrous sweaters, skinny jeans, and armpit stained white t-shirts. There it remained, new and bright orange, encased in plastic, waiting to be touched. I refused to fall into the fad of white ear-bud wearing people, clumsily walking through English halls, completely deaf to the world, deaf to me wanting to get by. MOVE!!!!
But alas, here I am, constantly skipping to the next song because it isn't the one of thousands that I want to hear. I play the song over again, I even bought the car plug-in, the docking system, the stupid little sleeve with a securing velcro strip, I even bought new white ear-buds because the cat chewed through my old ones. I am the mindless girl who walks in the middle of the sidewalk, almost sideswiped by the biker in blue, who yells something at me that I can't hear, its just him singing along to Dear Prudence. Ooh...I love that song!